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Wank stick 

A stick which is stuck to the side of one's cock using masking tape to keep it upright while erect
When one has problems with his cock(mark sharp)one needs to make a wank stick and attach it to their cock with masking tape (mark sharp) then one can wank properly without losing stiffness (mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp mark sharp,mark sharp)
Wank stick by Bob March 26, 2005

wank stick 

wank stick by GODDAMMIT113 January 14, 2020

chocolate wanking sticks 

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.
Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

dog wanking fuck stick 

a composite word designed to infer that someone is lower than a snakes balls.
now Bush,there's a dog wanking fuck stick
dog wanking fuck stick by pax September 18, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026