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Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.
Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.
by willi4m November 15, 2011
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Sticky muffin

This happens with a slightly to moderatly overweight woman with a muffin top. After intercouse promplty ejaculating around waistline and quickly putting clothes back on.
Man!, Jill's parents came home early and we almost got caught, she definatly will have a sticky muffin until she washes that shit off.
by daydizzle October 24, 2011
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Stick It In a Muffin

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...
Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"
by kel z the super saur February 4, 2009
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