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Sticker Hoe

/'stikər/ /hō/
noun
A Funko collector who collects Funko Pop! for ther stickers and not for the pops.

Sticker hoes are pretty much all the same. They will only collect Funko Pop! with the "proper" sticker and not a "Special Edition" sticker from Europe. Sticker hoes will also always prefer a convention sticker over a shared sticker.
Sticker hoes prefer to have a box with a million stickers; the more stickers and the less of the actual Pop! you see, the better.
Chris: Use it in a sentence Heather.
Heather: Have you seen the Cheshire Cat with a Books-a-Million exclusive, chase, flocked, and glow in the dark stickers on it? That is like the grail of all grails for any sticker hoe out there!
Chris: Sticker hoes, unite!
Sticker Hoe by TheHeardDerg June 3, 2022
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hoe stacker 

When a he/she stacks up his or her hoes.
Jayla is a hoe stacker you don’t want to be in her collection.
hoe stacker by Synaya June 15, 2017

Stickerhead

A person who wears flat-brimmed caps. Stickerheads are usually found in groups outside of high schools, trying to impress slutty girls.
Person 1: man, Jeremy's been hanging out with those stickerheads a lot.
Person 2: Yeah, he's trying to get laid.
Stickerhead by DouchebagTheJew June 16, 2014

Stickerhead

Those who adorn their vehicles with Obama campaign stickers. A stickerhead is the polar opposite of a dittohead.
I'm sweating elephants following this stickerhead.
Stickerhead by CarrotBottom March 16, 2009