Shesplained: The longest most exhausting way of a female trying to explain something, in an essay form, that has a one word answer.
Kevin, "Would you like to go out to eat?"
Karen shesplained, "Well, I just don't know what I'm in the mood for. We haven't had Chinease for a while. Where would you like to go, anywhere is fine with me, except for steak or burgers, maybe chicken bbq? What are you in the mood for? Shesplaining
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)