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A stevist is an individual who has joined the cult based around a dead rabbit carcass found doing yoga in a tree. The founders of this cult are amazing people.

Join now by emailing jointhestevistcultnow@gmail.com No commitment. No pressure. No scam. Xoxo
I am a stevist.
Stevist by Stevist August 17, 2020
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stevestyle

When a guy shows his friends pictures of his girlfriend naked, but only AFTER they've broken up.
Man, I can't wait till Jimmy breaks up with that chick so we can check that chick out naked. You know, stevestyle.
stevestyle by The_Sandman March 9, 2009
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Stevie Stevito 

An expression used when a ginger kid makes eye contact with you therefore removing your soul from your mortal body and decomposing your recently deceased body down to eating size to quench its thirst for mortal flesh.
Person A: "Shid dude Craig jus got Stevie Stevitoed"
Person B: Hits Blunt "shid, that bitch desirved dit"
Person A: "True dat"
Stevie Stevito by Blibybduvd April 10, 2019
The action of being steist
"Damn Daniel back at it again with the White vans. Steisty man!"
steisty by JackL:))) August 27, 2016
A person who has an addiction to masturbating.
Dude #1: You know Sally from English class?
Dude #2: Yeah man, she's pretty hot.
Dude #1: I know...she's turned me into a bit of a sevist.
sevist by tigerloop February 15, 2008
Making a pointless comment in a conversation that you may not even be invloved in or answering a question with an answer only you or an imbecile finds funny
Manager "Steve have you completed that task yet?"

Steve "No but I completed a crossword once" (A Stevism)
Stevism by Giles hit squad August 4, 2010

stevitup 

an annoying way of saying "step it up" if your name is steven. Also fuck anyone named steven g. hes the dumb bitch who created this.
"ITS TIME TO STEVITUP"
stevitup by JaidenIsHIVNegative February 19, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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