Stephen Groppell
The hottest man in the world. His beard is as fluffy as his hair. He is better than Ronaldo, Messi, and you combined. He can score free kicks without kicking it. He is the ultimate alpha male. His writing skills are off the charts. He can write a book in less than a second. He wrote Harry Potter then let J.K Rowling take the credit because he loves women and all women love him. He´s part Chinese so he can make noodles and can make COVID-19 appear out of thin air. However, unlike many Chinese people, he has beautiful brown eyes. His hands are so strong because he uses them to comb his luscious hair. He is the best English teacher in the world, rated #1 for 10 years straight.
When Lionel Messi moved to PSG, he told Mbappe ¨I want to achieve what Stephen Groppell achieved here.¨
Stephen Groppell by stephenishot February 8, 2022
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