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steezmachine 

The act of styling on one in such an exponential sum, that one essentially becomes a STEEZMACHINE. Style is just emitting from the pores of the named individual, 'creating' style in a sense from his/her divine aura that creates revelations for others that teach them how to dress in style.
YO CHECK OUT HIS ILL ASS FIT! THAT NIGGA IS A STEEZMACHINE!

You seen that justinnikes cat? dude's a steezmachine.

shellmac 

A recently popular troll in the GD, occasionally flirting with hot guys, but mostly calling everyone else names.
It has incredibly low self-esteem, despite what it says, and will get even more hostile if you question it's self-worth.
The shellmac often gets itself banned, and makes duplicate versions (Shellmac v17, v18, etc)
The best course of action when being trolled by shellmac is to ignore it, like any other troll. If the shellmac flirts with you, insult it. Eventually it's self-esteem will get so low, it will give up and kill itself.
Gaian: "Agh, I hate Shellmac so much, she called me fat!"
Shellmac: "You are fat. And you don't hate me, you're just jealous of me because I'm more popular than you."

Poster1: "Bitch. You're just jealous of me."
Poster2: "Don't be such a shellmac."
shellmac by 547URD4Y October 3, 2010

smellacha 

A really smelly donagh u call donnacha to annoy him
Smellacha sucks ass
smellacha by Sonic 06 best May 9, 2019

stellaholic 

A term used to describe someone who is obsessed with the consumption of the alcoholic beverage stella artois.
Natalie will you put that stella down your a stellaholic these days
stellaholic by woods_27 January 12, 2008

shellmac 

Shellmac, the Lively Captain cruises around filling himself up with marijuana and leaving a fine resin behind. He is the grandest bubbler in the world, he is also the finest man in The Shire. A true player who creates pure joy from Cannabis Sativa.
Shellmac created feelings of joy through his bubbling ways.
shellmac by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

Stellmacher

Rich guy with a pool in his backyard. Extremely snobby.

Also a Shaolin Monk
-Guys, look! a Stellmacher!
-Oh, it's pretty! lets catch it!
Stellmacher by Knyrps September 7, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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