Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

stella artois by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004

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Stella Artois

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"

Stella Artois by MindblowN January 18, 2004

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Some truly amazing beer. Yes it is expensive but it makes up for that in taste. Its great cause it doesn't taste too strong even though it has a high alcohol percentage 5.2%. I love it, have had some good experiences.... like getting drunk with hot soccer players!! woot woot.

Soccer player- Hey why don't you get a Stella?
Me- Ok

Many beers later....

Soccer player- You're hot.
Me- Yeah you too....
Soccer player- Why don't we go look at my car.
Me- Thank you Stella Artois.

So smoooth.

Stella Artois by Beerenthusiast October 15, 2008

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Stella Artois

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "

Stella Artois by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

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