stella artois

reassuringly expensive

by Ron May 17, 2003

stella artois

Wife Beating juice. Works well on blocked drains, too.

Get me another stella before I crack your head open, bitch.

by Danski November 5, 2003

stella artois

Stella is the phooking daddy!

stella is fermented blond pils with an alcohol content of 5.2% abv. Only the very best barley and hops selected for this beer.

Geeza No1: I was on thy most holy stella last night

Geeza No2: Wake up on the bus again mate?

by KickArseKenny November 18, 2004

stella artois

a Belgium beer. Slayer is shown Drinking it on the back of the "Reign in Blood" Album. Other than that, it sucks.

Slayer Drinks Stella Artois? They look like they would drink Sol or Modelo. Or Blood.

by diamonddave420 November 3, 2010

stella artois

over priced beer factory alcoplop that turns people into morons: see below

stella artois, stella, stela, sstelaa etc bang or barf

by toymi69 May 30, 2008

Stella Artois

A drink typically drank by Scott Lovell. When Scott’s drinks this he typically turns into a “wife beater”.

Don’t drink Stella Artois or you’ll turn into Scott

by Terminator1353 September 6, 2018

Stella Artois

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.

Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"

by MindblowN January 18, 2004