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Super Stegosaurus Pissed

These gas prices have me super stegosaurus pissed. I am about ready to drive to Astoria, Oregon and punch a sea lion.

Stegosaurus

A fucking vegetarian dinosaur you idiots! Stegosaurus lived in the Jurrasic Period, 150 million years ago, and his tail was not a dildo but a fucking spike!
Teacher during Sex ED: Jared, what's a Stegosaurus?
Jared: A dinosaur you idiot!
Stegosaurus by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

stegosaurusly 

(adverb) to a great degree; exceedingly; inspiring enthusiasm of Jurassic proportions for the statement to follow; a Jacobean intensifyer of delicion and nutrition.
Bro, that hamburger was stegosaurusly delicious AND nutritious!
stegosaurusly by fightingfoo16 November 30, 2020

stegophilist 

a person whose pastime is climbing the outside of buildings
it's a sport where you use buildings as a jungle gym
stegophilist by jennesa September 19, 2004

Stegosaurus

Large, inexplicable dinosaur that steps on time travelers and then announces its identity.
Man: It worked! My time machine wor-
Dinosaur, after stepping on him: I am a stegosaurus!
Stegosaurus by ThatOneDinoNerd February 14, 2017