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Someone incapable of the understanding or appreciation of art of any form, taken from the 3rd syllable of the word 'philiSTINE'. Used generally to mock pseuds and posers alike.
Newfriend: Your writing sucks. Literally everything is better than the shit you write.

Greenface: Yeah? Well what do you know, steener.
steener by no-image-available September 26, 2020
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a steener is just what scottish people call stoners, usually only if they themselves are a stoner
“aw have you spoke to sam recently?”
aye but he was oot o’ it like, proper little steener”
steener by underwaterbro October 24, 2023

Steiner Math 

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?
Steiner Math by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

Steelering 

When an above average sports team continually loses exhibitions against drastically inferior opponents.
"Their steelering efforts ultimately caused them to miss the playoffs for a 3rd straight year."
Steelering by SoCalSteelerfan November 9, 2014

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.
'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'
reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

Steezer McJenkin 

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.
"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"