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to punch or hit someone as a result of the person upsetting you
He's so annoying! I'm about to steal off on him!
steal off by Dan August 19, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
To give the first punch. Where the person did not expect it, or where they did expect it but it was to fast for them to react.

to suprise someone with a blow to the face.

to steal the first blow in a fight hence steal off, since normally people "square up" in a fight so you punch them before they square up.
He was talking to my girl so i had to steal off on him.
Steal off by icecreamman33 May 30, 2009
To discreetly sneak away with the hopes of going unnoticed.
Darren was supposed to be manning the fire station emergency phones all night, but around 7 he decided to steal off for an hour or so to catch the 2-for-1 happy hour lapdance special at the Boom-Boom Room.
steal off by Nicholas D December 24, 2007
steal off means 2 go crazie
boy says: ur names mary rite girl says: no ma name is fuckin jane wdf is wrong wit chu

boy says: aye srry u don't hav 2 steal off nd shit
steal off by sha sha bby August 31, 2009

steal the stink off of shit

A low life act that gains you little or nothing. From the phrase " That asshole would steal the stink off of shit for practice." A thief who steals not for gain, but just to steal.
The bitch lied to me to sell a $5.00 TV, she'd steal the stink off of shit.

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss
"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.
"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"
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