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Ste Hill 

Well… Ste Hill is a guy who’s overgrown with weight and has a personal hygiene problem! Usually smells of shit.

Ste hill is know as a “monkey hanger” from Hartlepool.

This individual was a coach driver who at the time was self employed, not paying tax and N.I and stealing from a company he used to work for.!

Said person above has a friend “Dave Parky” They once came up with a cunning plan to sell dodgy knockoff headphones to their work colleagues to line their own pockets full of cash.

Unfortunately for these two in question it all went Wrong once they found out these headphones wasn’t working correctly and “Parky” decided to do a runner with everyone’s money while Ste Hill carried on working for this said company.

This is known as a cunts trick to his so called friend and also known as shitting on one’s doorstep.

Ste Hill likes to think that all bus drives are retards and are beneath coach drivers,But what he doesn’t understand is that he always got lost on his tours while using his twat-nav when he drove coach’s.

Hill and Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!
Hey Ste hill, what’s that white stuff on your nose?

If you can’t fuck someone over your way, do it the Ste hill way.
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Ste Hill Part 2 

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
Ste Hill Part 2 by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Ste hill 1 

Ste hill aka “the monkey hanger from Hartlepool”

Please search for a part 2
Hey Ste hill 1 where’s them bananas?
Ste hill 1 by Dave_parky December 3, 2021

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