Stazer 

A jailhouse shank, usually in the form of a toothbrush with a sharp end, that also is equipped with a battery pack to allow for electrifying your opponent while shanking.

I am going to stazer you.

Stazer by Bumpkis Chavez April 9, 2010

Stateriotic 

Combination of State and Patriotic
Loyalty to ones state, or the state you used to live in

Andy: Did you find out if Jimmy the Ground Hog saw his shadow?
Ms. Chew: No but Punksatony Phil saw his.
Andy: Come on you need to be more stateriotic.

Stateriotic by Afendra February 23, 2009

spazeroid 

Bungies software's definition of someone who plays Marathon (a very old game by that company) on an easy level.
Also used by the Marathon Vidmaster's page to define someone who claims to be a vidmaster but is not.

Spazeroids? They're Everywhere!

spazeroid by Zyxx June 15, 2004

Player-Stayer Complex 

Psychological term describing a woman who wants her man to be simultaneously: a) charming and unavailable and b) completely committed. Basically, the woman's version of the madonna-whore complex. Leads to perpetual state of dissatisfaction with men.

Jennifer has a total Player-Stayer complex. She either goes for nice guys and gets bored, or goes for total sleazes and is disgusted. Good luck finding her a man!

Player-Stayer Complex by Lotusflower February 15, 2007

swazer

A multi-functional blazer made from sweatsuit material that stems from the athleisure movement of wearing sweatpants to work and calling them classy. The Swazer can both act as a dressed up work-appropriate blazer, an après work work-out jacket, or a warm and cozy layer to add to your already chilled out sweatpants and sneakers Saturday ensemble.

Patrick Swayze: Hey man that's a pretty chilled out looking blazer.
Josh: Nah man, it's not a blazer, it's a Swazer.
Patrick Swayze: A Swayzer?
Josh: Yeah, a Swazer.

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Mike: Did you see Becca's new Swazer? Man, she has it all.
Miles: Yeah, but I heard she shrunk it in the wash because she thought it was her sweatshirt.
Mike: **Sighs** She was THIS CLOSE to having it all.

swazer by PatrickSwazer June 14, 2016

Stacer 

Moderately good looking guy usually middle-aged who is always ready to order a drink or finish a drink. Loves to collect garbage, especially cords. Always ready to destroy the upstairs bathroom like the Mongols decimating a small village and never leaves the fan on, so that nearby victims can bask in their misery. A Stacer has its own set of time. Sometimes they are late, certainly never early, may not show up at all. Stacer loves a deal, a coupon or a discount on anything even things they don't use.

Q: Have you seen Stacer, I ordered him a drink?
A: I think he is destroying the upstairs bathroom again, but you can bet he will be down to finish that drink, its Stacer!

Q: Is Stacer coming?
A: Probably not, he said he was, but there was a sale that specialized in unusable computer parts from the 70's, there might be some cords he doesn't need.

Q: What is Stacer doing?

A: Well there was a coupon for knitting needles so he's buying those.

Q: Oh, Stacer knits?

A: No, not at all, but there was a coupon.

Stacer by knowy knowitall February 22, 2022

cale staver 

a yetti that eats mens dick. a man beast outside but a but buttpirate inside.

hey thats cale staver hes a dick eating butt pirate.

cale staver by 455465465 March 30, 2009