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Status Fiend

Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend

update: Calvin is Sleepy

update: Calvin feels like going to bed

update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.

update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger

update: Mary has to sleep

update: Calvin is sighing off
by Afendra April 10, 2009
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fiend status

When a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. You can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name.
Eric: Yo fred, did you hear about jack?

Fred: what happened?

Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit

Fred: that's fiend status!

Jack: wasup guys?

"sup fiend"
by Lamar with a car May 17, 2010
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Diss-status-fied

When you post a great status on facebook and no one "likes"it and you get no replies.
I was left Diss-status-fied when no friends commented on my brilliant facebook status.
by Mmots April 26, 2012
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Field goal status

An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.
A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.
by HunterHall May 2, 2012
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statusfied

a term or phrase, quoted from others or yourself, used as a status shown to friends on a social networking site, such as Facebook.
Luke: yeah, its like a nerd's sport

Lee wonders why watching downloads is so fun, "its like a nerd's sport" - Luke

Lee: STATUSFIED
by NinjaSpawn94 June 15, 2009
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STATUSfied

An overwhelming feeling of happiness associated with the perfect post on FaceBook.
I am STATUSfied with my current post on FaceBook!
by jbwritergirl May 5, 2014
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Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.
Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now
by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010
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