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Stash Chick 

Similar to basic bitch but with daddy issues that have caused them to let go of any sense of self worth leading to typical outcries for attention such as posting slutty photos on Instagram, drinking too much and secretly having gang bang fantasies. Stash chicks are ideal for having a good time with out any form of commitment. They can be found on tinder, in Starbucks holding pumpkin spice lattes or in the Michael Kors section of Macy's.
"So I've been thinking of proposing to Haley."

"Bro, please don't she's a stash chick."
Stash Chick by drleomarvin January 8, 2017
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Stash Chicks

Stash chicks is any female or females you have placed in a designated hiding or stash spot for later use. Simular to stashing any other item.
Hey bob would you like to go hike the Rio Grande with me? Sure, If you'd be interested in an overnighter I left some stash chicks along the trail . Stash chicks! Hell yea lets go!
Stash Chicks by Koepper May 2, 2017

Not To Smash Your Chicken 

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"
Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

chicken smash 

When you want to eat chicken and smash
chicken smash by JkSarge March 20, 2017