After fucking a chick you don't take a shower. Then you go out and fuck another chick with the first woman's juices getting washed off your cock by her pussy.
Dude! I fucked Jenny this morning, left for work without showing and I just banged that slut Monica she gave my dick a rock star car wash.
when a girl meets a guy for the first time and goes to 2nd base and its all good until he looks at his hand and finds blood on it.
this is all happening while the girl is perched on a washing machine that is on HIGH SPEED and vibrating
ahh im so dizzy from making out onthat washing machine
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"