The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.
Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.
by tornHorse February 28, 2011
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