when u are having a three some and you fuck one girl up the ass n all the nasty shit juices soak's in to your dick skin and u fling it at girl #1s stomach and then girl #2 shits all over Girl #1
ROB: yo u no that dude kinkey kelly?
JOHN: is that the dude from that movie?
ROB: yeah it is you no he give stanly steamers now.
JOHN: WTF thats some kinkey shit
When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.
When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.
No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.