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stinky stranger 

When you fart so hard you tickle your own dick. Much like the stranger except instead of a numb hand it's a fart.
After that burrito I got a visit from the stinky stranger.
stinky stranger by Phil Tort January 6, 2005

strangling the stank monkey 

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals
Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.