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Stanky Dank 

Any type of weed, USUALLY chronic or purple kush, that has been properly cured and dried for a long period of time. It is called STANKY DANK because when MJ Dealers grow, they usually will quick dry by throwing their weed in an oven or by other methods; when it is cured and dried properly the weed will keep the optimal potency, taste, and smell.
That shy iz sum of da stankiest stanky dank i've evur had! hyuck hyuck
Stanky Dank by CAPN November 28, 2004
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Stanka Dank Dank 

1.Some bomb ass dank that is stanky
1.Dayum, this shyt is sum stanka dank dank.
Stanka Dank Dank by Dens415 January 28, 2003

Stanka Dank 

Of the highest quality. Such high quality that everyone in the room knows how Dank it is.
There's no question that this shit right here is Stanka Dank.

stank dank 

A foul smelling finger (or set of fingers) that has been inside a females genitalia.
Man, I fingered Leslie last night and I had some serious stank dank.
stank dank by Chicken dix August 28, 2015

Stank Dank

A bad odor coming from a penis.
My girlfriend broke up with me cuz she couldn’t handle my stank dank
Stank Dank by LordSmellyNuts February 19, 2026

tom hanks spanky dank 

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus
dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards
tom hanks spanky dank by voodles1 September 16, 2018

stank a dank 

some hella smelly smelly dankmarijuana
Damn, that some stank a dank my nigga
stank a dank by B-Lizzle July 29, 2006
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