staked
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staked
Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok
(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok
(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked
staked by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019
staked
Staked
This is the intense feeling of pain and paralyzation you feel do to having your heart broken into a million pieces.
Staked by Destiny Girl May 28, 2018
stake me to an anthill
stake me to an anthill by I, Wreckerrr November 20, 2016
STOKED STEVE
A state of happiness/excitement beyond just stoked. When heard shouting "Stoked Steve", people are immediately drawn to your voice, wondering one of two things: (1) you are high on a combination of methamphetamine and crack cocaine or (2) something wonderful in your life just happened. A feeling that many of us will experience just once in our lives, no better presentation of this emotion can be seen through the video of "Said Guy".
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STOKED STEVE by #JUSTABROTHERRR (Your Welcome) April 11, 2011
Stakeholder
Meaningless term used in meetings by powerful bureaucrats to subdue dissenters while gaining respect, cooperation, and sympathy from sheeple. The word performs multiple functions at once: 1) it conveys a farcical title upon attendant sheeple, giving them a false sense of self-importance for which they feel thankful to the bureaucrat; 2) it conveys a false sense of empathy, causing attendant sheeple to view the bureaucrat favorably; 3) it gives the bureaucrat the appearance of magnanimity, which in turn makes the bureaucrat seem reasonable and dissenters unreasonable.
Example: School Board Meeting:
Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?
Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.
Dissenter: Mr. Bureaucrat, how is it possible that our children remain illiterate despite their having attended our district schools for 13 years?
Bureaucrat: Mr. Dissenter, all of us in this room are stakeholders in our wonderful district that is filled with hardworking, selfless teachers and administrators; your undue criticism is damaging all of us.
Stakeholder by TwinCityBoy February 20, 2021
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