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Stair Biscuit 

The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.
You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!
Stair Biscuit by DrGibbo January 29, 2010
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StarBiscuit 

An idiot who plays with someone, and once that someone doesn’t want to play anymore, he cry’s, then proceeds to read the persons IP, Address and state because he’s sad that he has no more friends to play with
Me: Sorry I don’t wanna play
StarBiscuit: UGHGg *crying* UghHh U lIVe At (address and IP here)

Me: Woah woah woah I’m just getting off!
StarBiscuit by LagMite April 5, 2022