stafoo

v. to "shut the fuck up," an acronym known as stfu.

1. tell that fucking teacher to stafoo.

by Kevin January 12, 2004

stafoo

STFU pronounced aloud

STFU means to shut the fuck up and is one of the better online acronyms


got something to say about this defintion then you can stafoo!

bob: STAFOO
lexi: STAFOO BITCH
bob: it doesn't work if we both do it =(
lexi: noone:*cares*

by theeclique February 23, 2004

stafoo

Jive for the skeleton enemies in the Legend of Zelda series of videogames.

Did you see that? I got the dungeon key and killed the stafoo!

by David Gibbons August 7, 2005

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017

Stafford County

Stafford County is a place that is in close proximity to Quantico Marine base and just about an hour south of Washington D.C. As legend has it Stafford County is believed to be a black hole. No attractions at all just a movie theater...Oh wait there’s not even one of those. Stafford is also notorious for clearing land for CVS’s, Walmarts, and places with overpriced rent or mortgage payments. I mean what do you pay for to live there? Good luck traveling out of Stafford because traffic will have you by the balls and when you decide to stay in Stafford, Quantico bomb testing will send the slightest shake to your home every other morning. Stafford County is so boring that this “slight shake” is considered very entertaining. God save your Stafford teens souls because boredom will be inevitable. Parents prepare to fork out some cash to get your houses power washed and cars detailed because depending on how much of an asshole your child is in school these assets will have egg, syrup, bologna, pee or even shit on it. Stafford County teenagers become Picasso with their creativity when they are so fucking bored. Overall, Stafford will suck out whatever life you have in you as it does most of its residents. When you go off to college most people you meet would have never even heard of Stafford County, which says a lot about it. On the bright side Stafford can be a good quiet place to retire or go to the neighborhood gas station called wawa. Otherwise this Stafford is truly a lost cause.

“Do you guys want to play hide-n-go seek in Walmart?” Dude of course I love all the hiding spots in the Stafford County Walmart."

“Woahhh was that just a small earthquake?” No dude you just live in Stafford County?”

“Ohhhh no I left my car out all night and now theres shit on my hood. “ Welcome to Stafford County asshole.”

“Woahhh dude are marching bands always in parades?” “Ohhh you must be from Stafford County.”

“Want to go see a movie or go bowling tonight at 7:00?” “How can we do that we live in Stafford County.”

by Its Stephanie Bitch 21 July 30, 2018

seafood diet

A person who does the complete opposite of diet.

Hey John! Starting tomorrow, I'll take your advice to go on a seafood diet. Every food I will "see", I will eat.

by robin_zib July 30, 2010

de stafford

de Stafford is a shit hole in Caterham full of dickheads. this shit hole could also be referred to as a school.

she comes from de stafford - what a shit hole

by luulaalii January 23, 2012