Stafford Syndrome 

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.

Far, Far too many available to list.

Stafford Syndrome by Mark April 21, 2005

stanford syndrome 

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

stanford syndrome by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

stanford duck syndrome 

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.

Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*

stanford duck syndrome by bobby3453 October 26, 2020