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Stafford Syndrome

The acceptance of ones standards in women lowering due to the best of a scarce female population being less than what you would accept in another location.

This syndrome does accept however, that there may be the occasional girl who meets, or exceeds a personal standard, but is unavailable.
Far, Far too many available to list.
by Mark April 21, 2005
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stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.
Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"
by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017
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stanford duck syndrome

When you look calm on the outside, but frantically struggling to keep up with everything on the inside.
Joey: Wow, that guy is so calm.
That Guy: *has stanford duck syndrome*
by bobby3453 October 26, 2020
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