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He is Rasmus dad
Rasmus love staffan
staffan by Big dick123 December 14, 2016
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The fat kid in the skater gang
Hey Staffan! i dare you the steal the teachers keys to the employees only room
staffan by Alpha_male123 March 21, 2018
A guy who will have a great time with his students in the drumroom.

He will have the greatest time of his life.
Eyy, why are you not the kinda of teacher like Staffan
Staffan by Some1Yeet October 10, 2018
A person who keeps simping with the opposite gender. He generally leaves his own group to please another Group/Person.
Don't be like Staffan
Staffan by G_staf November 23, 2021

wood staffing 

Similar to docking, this incredibly sensual activity involves not one, not two, but three naked men. Man one puts his dick in man two’s mouth. Man two puts his dick in man three’s mouth. Man three puts his dick in man one’s mouth. This is all done while laying down, of course, each person at a 120 degree angle to the other two. All three men proceed to thrust forward and backward, alternating who screams WOOD STAFFING each thrust. The first person to cum is the loser of this incredibly fun game as he has the biggest gay.
Person 1:Bro I just finished docking my friend!

Person 2: bro that’s nothing on wood staffing!!! You should try it it’s hella gay
wood staffing by Thicc Yeet October 31, 2019

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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