Staahhhpp

When a family member says something diabolical and your Grandmother agrees but doesn't want them saying things like that out loud so she pulls out the "Staahhhpp".

It may commonly be followed up by the name of her husband or whomever said something diabolical.

Jake: Look at those fat tards, they should loosen their laces to let them cankles breath

Grandmother: Oh Staahhhpp Jake

Staahhhpp by Wild Walnut July 12, 2026

STAHHHP 

A word that teenage girls use to express their adoration for something or someone when they just can't handle the cuteness. Usually directed toward a girlfriend (whom they know will blow up their notifications with similar comments) or a kitten.

Often paired with "I CANT EVEN" or "OMFGZ!"

Taylor Swift: "STAHHHP! Lindsay Lohan, those jail bird stripes are HAWT on you! Love ya, betch!"

Lindsay Lohan: "STAHHHP! Taylor Swift, you and your boyfranns are totes adorbz! But if you're pissed at any of your exes, just have them walk out in the streets any night that I'm drinking and driving (every night)."

STAHHHP by Your Best Frannn June 10, 2013

stahhppp 

When a girl who thinks she likes you wants you to keep being cute with her.

Omg! Stahhppp! You are the worst! 😂

stahhppp by InWips22 August 15, 2022