St. Joseph’s

The sixth graders are abnormally small and it used to be known as the rich kid school but now it’s the drug kid school.

Wait you go to St. Joseph’s?
Yeah
Doesn’t everyone so drugs at St. Joseph’s?
Yeah it’s great, even the teachers.

by Sussy.Caca.Melon September 8, 2021

St. Joseph's College

located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in Patchogue, Long Island, "The Teaching College" prepares undergrads to become "Future Teachers of America." "St. Joe's," as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)

St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.

For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category.

St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you.
Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick.

I've met so many awesome people while going to school at St. Joseph's College, if only they could fix that web registration!

by NicoleSJC December 14, 2008

st. joseph's regional highschool

hot boys, small dicks.

they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass

the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")

what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)

in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis

IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys

Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?

Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl

st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!

by lucas_heimberg25 January 7, 2023

St Joseph's Institution

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.

Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds

by guydudeig May 7, 2022

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school

yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh

by uhmyalol September 23, 2022

st joseph's academy

located in the wealthiest area in st louis, the population of this all girls high school only cares about three things...money, sports, and partying. and even though thir mascot is the angels...believe me...they're all far from that. this school is filled with the rich-bitches from all over st louis.

-a parking lot filled with BMWs...that is the st joseph's academy parking lot.
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy

by guess_whoo12 June 2, 2009

St Joseph's Prep

An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.

St Joseph's Prep, Widener Law feeder, University of Phoenix

by RockHudson1975 June 28, 2010