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St. Joseph, MO 

The 8th largest city in Missouri, which no one has heard of. It is "famous" for being the birthplace of the Pony Express, Eminem, Walter Cronkite, and a couple of NFL players. Also home of THE MWSU. Meh, it's a decent place to live. The air quality is terrible however and it will be the death of us all.
Taking jogs at night in St. Joseph, MO is like trying to breathe on Mars without a spacesuit.
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St. Joseph, MO 

Saint Joseph, Mo. is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed. Also home of the armpit of America. Had the highest spanish population growth in the U.S. in 2010. Home of the oldest saloon west of the Mississippi; First Ward House. Saltine Crackers were invented in St. Joe.
Let's go to St. Joseph, Mo to relish the smell of the South end.
St. Joseph, MO by Sloan Silver December 18, 2012

St. Joseph, Mo 

The worst place to live in the world. Whether it be from the redneck South siders, or the white trash north enders, or your cross between preps and gangstas from the middle of the city. People all follow everyone else on what to wear and no one has originality. Only about 6 people ever have come out of this city and actually done something worth while with their lives. Kids go from wearing all American eagle to Abercrombie to Holister, to the newest crave which seems to have just appeared and taken this shit hole over POLO. PLACE FUCKING SUCKS...big gulps huh? Welp see ya later!!!
Jane- "I hate living here"
Tarzan- " At least it's not as bad as St. Joseph, Mo"
Jane- "Your always right Tarzan"
St. Joseph, Mo by HATER1444 January 28, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026