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St Joseph's Institution 

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds

St Josephs institution

Best school in singpore acsi can go fuck it self
SJi is such a good school man who would want to go to acsi . St Josephs institution

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026