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This is when you get asked by a random female person to do the following steps:
- Masturbate

- Cum massively over your own stomach

- Rub your fingers in it
- Stick them in your mouth

- Then stick them so far up your ass, you get a boner again.

Remember to film the intire thing and puplish it
Hey you! Do a Ssamuc!

When me and the dudes does a Ssamuc in the wild. We really seem to connect with nature.
Ssamuc by Sexnineeee May 27, 2020
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saamuchu 

saamuchu is a influencer with nearly 100 followers!! (my bestfriend)
“Do you know who saamuchu is? She’s my bestest friend and calls me KyuKyu!!”
saamuchu by kyuqiix September 15, 2021
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Samucide 

To kill a human who possesses the name of Sam. Does not apply to any animals. Partially derived from latin, "Samuis/Samium" and "cide".
"I committed Samucide yesterday. I got arrested. Please bail me out of jail."
Samucide by cassillyxd January 27, 2024

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026