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Squodeling 

when you grab your 82 year old, saggy, pasty, powdery, old grandpa by the throat, then flip him upside-down and he starts flailing his arms and squawking like a toucan begging for mercy
“yo, i was squodeling mr. dave last night
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Squidling 

A human individual under the age of 30. It can also be strongly affected by a specific time, place, or circumstance. IE,

"You're behaving like a squidling"
You squidlings had better get off my lawn before I call your parents!
Squidling by 10ch4n September 29, 2009
(N.) A member of a squad, usually used to get a fellow squad members attention
*yelling* Yo squadling!!
squadling by fish_dawg October 31, 2015

Squidling 

Someone who is quite two faced and a bad kisser.
"Urgh- Lucas is such a Squidling"
Squidling by CHMrsS May 29, 2016

snoodeling

when two (most likely gay) men involved in this one sercumsized and another not.. the "natural" will put his forskin over the others penis and then do what you please..
those fruit booters just did some snoodeling
snoodeling by guy November 23, 2004

SNOODELING

two uncircumsised men standing in front of each other, penis-to-penis using their foreskin to masturbate each other
Justin and Matt were out in the parking lot snoodeling like crazy after work last night
SNOODELING by creg September 18, 2006

Squiddling 

The act of turning into a squid for the purpose of playing multiple fiddles at once with your extra limbs. Usually so you can defeat the devil and save your soul.
Devil: I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul.
Johnny: You think summoning a few demons to help will save you?

- Johnny turns into a squid and begins squiddling 4 fiddles at once -

Devil: Noooooo, I didn't know you were a squiddler!
Squiddling by Bingojosh1 July 6, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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