shwoder 

A person who lurks in dark allys and likes to molest young children who wonder by, usally using a baboon's tail to kill the person when done. The shwoder uses the baboon's tail by shoving it down the throat of the victum. They are usally old men.

" I lost my son during the parade and then found him in an ally near 54th street, with a baboon's tail down his throat. He was no doubt a victum of a shwoder

shwoder by Nillypoo Shampoo May 2, 2006

shwodderhead 

(pejorative) somebody who is extremely stupid; an idiot

"Shut the fuck up, you shwodderhead!"

"Did you hear that stupid shit Martin said?"
"Yeah, he's a real shwodderhead."

"How could you call Mr. Tran a shwodderhead? He might very well sue you now!"

shwodderhead by Thomx January 19, 2009

shwokered 

To be simultaneously shook, woke, and triggered.

I was shwokered when Trump got elected president.

shwokered by cornfed_pnut March 16, 2018

Sare Shooder 

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.

Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!

Sare Shooder by CrispyNoodles May 28, 2011

Shoodery 

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

Shoodery by Rydo December 28, 2010

shroder 

another word for a "tool", "douche" or "nerd". can be shortened to "shroad" at times.

"you look like such a shroder..."

"look at this fuckin shroad."

shroder by bobby stas August 18, 2009

showder 

A deep Mississippian spelling of "shoulder", that often gets confused with shower.

When Racy Stacy was asked for a back rub, she replied "Would you also like a showder massage?" Confused by the southern accent i thought she had said something about clam chowder.

showder by Scope On a Rope May 12, 2008