Squirrell Syndrome 

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.

Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.

Squirrell Syndrome by A Random Architect November 13, 2011

Squirrel Syndrome 

The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.

Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.

Squirrel Syndrome by Startup Street September 15, 2022

shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.

Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.

shiny squirrel syndrome by Bill&bob October 3, 2023

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome 

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome by mojoroberts December 24, 2016