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squirrel brains 

The appearance of a male's scrotum when he squeezes his testicles so that the skin is taught.
"Hey, lets get a picture of your squirrel brains on Blake's passed-out face"
squirrel brains by Rubbaneck November 16, 2004
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Squirrel Brains 

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!
Squirrel Brains by Skott December 12, 2004

Squirrel brains 

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
Tommy your girlfriend has squirrel brains.

kissing squirrel brains

while holding your balls, squezzing tightly and pressing to someone cheek
roland past out travis made him kissing squirrel brains

Squirrel Brain 

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.
"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

squirrel brain 

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.
during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends
squirrel brain by revilo nworb August 27, 2013

Squirrel Brain 

Tyler-Jay has a squirrel brain, they can't focus.
Squirrel Brain by TJ'23 July 25, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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