Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

Squirrel In A Ham by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

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a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

a squirrel in a hamster wheel by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2019

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