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Squid Roast 

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
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Rasterfarian Bumper Squid 

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.
Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!

squad roasting 

When you and your squad insult each other so bad you would fight someone else for saying shit like that
You to a member of your squad: When I bang your mom we don't use protection. You know... cause she's fixed.

Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)

I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches
squad roasting by MeatHandle January 21, 2017