Square nut 

Square nut: cumming to, from, or by the missionary position.

I really don’t understand all this fetish stuff, all I really want is a square nut.

Square nut by MagicalOtto December 11, 2018

Square as a nut 

This is a phrase commonly used when someone is very happy or feeling good.

Finley: Hey smooch how you doing?
Smooch: im square as a nut

Square as a nut by Oggy junior September 11, 2016

spongebob sqare nuts 

When u have to make a joke in stem class or when your as bored as hell

Hey dude guess what is funnier than 69 spongebob sqare nuts

spongebob sqare nuts by Sir vbwd February 6, 2018

Squarebutt 

Any square ass loser who always be floorin his v-tec and parking it in reverse, and who wont play outdoor basketball because he might get sick

This SquareButt Ri Hea (refer to picture)

Squarebutt by Pimp McPimp November 30, 2006

spongebob squarenuts 

Well Spongebob has square pants....so he's bound to have square nuts!

Spongebob's been wearing those squarepants for so long they've shaped his nuts!

spongebob squarenuts by The Debasser May 2, 2005

Squarenuts 

The perpetually unemployed guy at the union hall who never gets off the bench to take a job call.
The endless act of sitting has given him "Squarenuts".

Biff: You'll never guess who I saw at the hall today.
Happy: Not old Squarenuts?
Biff: Yep, has that guy ever worked?
Happy: Hells no.
Biff: Good old Squarenuts.

Squarenuts by Mr. Softey January 28, 2009

Spongevladimir Squareputin 

Popular Russian children's program sponsored by the Unity party of Russia. See also Badical for description of quality of show.

Hey Vasiliy! Did you see last week's episode? Spongevladimir Squareputin got fired from the Krusty Khrushchev!

Spongevladimir Squareputin by Andropov April 16, 2004