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Squadums 

It is a word that has baffled even Einstein's dick. what is squadums? well i will tell you that it is many things, but it is mainly a big scary indian man that wants to put his dick in your ear or vice versa. This crazy shit has confused scientist for many years but they think this makes the scary indian man squanto have bigger nuts which strangely make armadillos and naked mole rats more attracted to squanto.
Watch out that scary indian is about to squadums you!!!

That bitch just got squandumed in the ear!!

Squadums 

A phenomenon that can't be explained. people have wondered what or what squadums is, are, was since the dawn of time.
"Oh Shit" "I Saw Squadums!"
Squadums by SandymA April 6, 2010

squadrom 

I just wish I was apart of that squadrom
squadrom by elenalewis November 30, 2015

squaddumping 

To be dumping an ex cool crew to hang out with a much more sophisticated, loyal squad that actually likes people in general.
I be squadumping intil I find the right crew to crill with.
squaddumping
squaddumping by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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