Spy Crab

A Spy Crab is a truly magnificent creature. virtually harmless, they are usually found around intense battle areas between the BLU and RED team in the game Team Fortress 2.

The Spy Crab, though harmless is often killed by poachers for free "points". The Spy Crab is an endangered species which needs to be protected at all costs. if you see a Spy Crab, then guard it at all costs.

Person 1: Spy Crab! Free Points!

Person 2: NOOOO!!!! *kills Person 1*

Spy Crab by Alaskan Wolf March 25, 2009

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Spy crab

A rare and magnificent creature often killed in TF2. These harmless crabs won’t kill a soul and are better if protection is available. Do your part by preserving these spy crabs from poachers.

Lad 1: oh look a spy crab
Lad 2: good. He’s a free kill
Lad 1: NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STOP-

Spy crab by Shadowfox1571 July 27, 2020

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Spy Crab

A meme from the online FPS Team Fortress 2. When the class Spy holds his disguisekit, crouch, look upwards and walk forward, he kinda resembles the walk of a crab, and hence the name Spycrab was born. Other than being completley worthless in combat, Spycrabrushes is often a huge failure.

*crouching spy, holding disguisekit, looking upwards and walking forward like a spy crab*: I'm a crab!

Spy Crab by Mehplep March 16, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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