Spunky Eye 

The look a guinea pig gives, when it's completely still, staring at you wide-eyed from the side of it's head. When a human looks at you suspiciously, cautiously, or in a silly gaze playfully.

I was playing with my guinea pig, when things got weird and I was doing something that startled him. He completely stopped moving, and looked at me with one eye, open wide, completely uncertain as to what I was going to do next. He was giving me the Spunky Eye!

Spunky Eye by roughly_pearl May 27, 2018

Spunk Eye 

When during coitus ejaculate comes into contact with the ocular orb and causes a burning red reaction.

"I told you to duck, baby. Now you got spunk eye!"

Spunk Eye by PBJLay September 2, 2012

The Otis Spunkmeyer 

This is when a man takes an Otis Sunkmeyer cookie, chews it, spits it out into the woman's vagina, jizzes on the cookie, and then proceeds to eat it.

Dude, my girlfriend wanted to do the Otis Spunkmeyer with me, so we did and it was nasty!

The Otis Spunkmeyer by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

spunkymeyer 

Spunkmeyer is a term representing the most absolute cool. The greatest thing ever seen, heard, experienced or even thought. Usually not used in a sentence, it is a statement in and of itself.

After the hot threesome with the supermodel redheads who thought he was James Bond, all Terry could say was, "Spunkmeyer."

spunkymeyer by C M Forde May 7, 2005