spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

spunked

When a user of a forum responds to an obscure spam message thinking it is a legitimate message.

Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?

The author of Post 3 got Spunked

by Fat Atheist November 14, 2009

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

spunked it up the wall

Wasted mostly money.

He’s got no money left, he’s spunked it up the wall.

by Benzig42 January 18, 2023