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spunked
When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
spunked by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
spunked
Post 1: Can someone give me the ingredients for apple pie?
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?
The author of Post 3 got Spunked
Post 2 (spam): I don't know her, can you give me more details? -usually with a linked signature
Post 3: Know who? The person that made the apple pie?
The author of Post 3 got Spunked
spunked by Fat Atheist November 14, 2009
Spunked Yourself
You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
Spunked Yourself by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
Spunked up
A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.
When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
Spunked up by themadaxeman February 14, 2012
spunked it up the wall
spunked it up the wall by Benzig42 January 18, 2023
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