Spunck

Racial slur used to describe anyone who is a nuisance.

Shut up you fucking spunck. Joe shot 2 of 14 from the field in the basketball game, that guy is a spunck. Aidyn’s girlfriend is a spunck ass hoe.

by andrue19_ December 2, 2025

Spuncophile

Noun

A term to describe people who have a fascination with, and artistic appreciation of, 'spunking cock' graffiti in all its forms.

Typically depicted with a bulbous phallus, testicles, and three droplets of ejaculate (pubes optional).

Clare knew that it was no Banksy, but being the Spuncophile she was, she couldn't wait to show Steve the 'spunking cock' which a group of unruly Nuns had spray painted on the wall of the local orphanage.

by Lord Horatio Richards May 14, 2022

Spinckett

the ability to sexually please anything and everything.

Girl: WOW; What a Spinckett! I havent been so sexually pleased in years!
Girl's cat: OMG Yes! I was all wet from just watching!

by Pepe Le Franklin III June 17, 2008

Spunkgargleweewee

Spunkgargleweewee (SGWW) is a sub-genre of first-person-shooter games. These games are very linear and focused on telling a story or showing spectacular (cut-) scenes, rather than gameplay or challenging the player. Hence, they often have regenerating health and plenty of guides towards the next scene. Oftentimes, these games are extremely easy. The player does not have to perform well to win, because the NPC-allies win combats on their own, while the player can hardly die at all. Mistakes of the "player" are not supposed to disturb the flow of the story.
Since Spunkgargleweewees are more focused on linear storytelling than on gameplay, they could also be defined as interactive (action) movies.

The term was coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his zero-punctuation review of "Medal of Honor Warfighter".

Call of Duty is a Spunkgargleweewee.
Spunkgargleweewees are the Michael Bay movies of gaming.

by Algoman November 27, 2013

Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.

John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?

by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021

spunch bop

Great Value version of SpongeBob

We don’t have SpongeBob, but we do have Spunch Bop.

by I put the fun in funeral January 2, 2021

spunk shui

Coined by Adam Carolla: The philosophy of setting up a room or area of the house for masturbation with the intent of not getting inadvertenly caught by friends or loved ones.

I practiced spunk shui when I set up my computer to face the door so my girlfriend didn't catch me jacking to internet porn

by frankenspine April 9, 2009