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A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

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spudded by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

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Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

Spudded by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

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Corn-Studded Tiara

A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.

When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.

Corn-Studded Tiara by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Studded Belt

A belt, usually black leather, with studs in it. Usually the studs are standard 1/2 inch pyramid studs. These belts are a way of labeling yourself as a punk. However, now emo kids are wearing them to show that they're post-punk emo.

My studded belt has three rows of pyramid studs.

Studded Belt by punkRocka November 28, 2004

Leather Studded Dildo

The dildo that a Marty and a Bethany created together for ultimate pleasure. Bethany's generally deny the leatherness of the studded dildo, but Marty's tend to embrace the leather.

Man: Have you tried my leather studded dildo? It's orgasmic!
Woman: That would be an odd texture, but I love putting stuff inside me :)

Leather Studded Dildo by NTwawa October 21, 2010

leather studded kiss

Used in Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance". Studded Kiss is a lip stick and "your leather studded kiss" probably is her metaphor for penis, in sands probably means at beach. I want to have sex with you at beach.

"I want your leather studded kiss in the sand"

leather studded kiss by Behnam SHS September 6, 2019

studded pickle

A male with genital herpies.

Usage: Girl you better beware of that studded pickle.

studded pickle by Dr. Layzie B. March 8, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026