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If someone is crusty and sweaty just say Scrusty
Scrusty by My Love<3 November 20, 2021
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A vagina that has a scrotum.
The romantic gargoyle gently caressed it's scrussy on my face.
scrussy by Poodlequeef February 15, 2017
An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco
This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.
Scrunty by JT6 March 17, 2022
1.) (n.) The dried film left on your "parts" the morning after if you don't clean up after yourself.
2.) (n.) Sex crust.

(adj.) Scrusty
1.) He was too drunk to remember what happened last night but the scrust on his dick told him he must have had fun.

2.) When he woke up, his dick was glued to his thigh with scrust.
Scrust by Darnell Woody January 22, 2010

Scrutty Bezzler 

Basicly meaning "scruffy bastard"
Used by small groups of people in Middlesbrough.
smithy - "Ya fuckin' scrutty bezzler, get a wash."
possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
scrutty by weaver April 13, 2005
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kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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