Scrust

1.) (n.) The dried film left on your "parts" the morning after if you don't clean up after yourself.
2.) (n.) Sex crust.

(adj.) Scrusty

1.) He was too drunk to remember what happened last night but the scrust on his dick told him he must have had fun.

2.) When he woke up, his dick was glued to his thigh with scrust.

by Darnell Woody January 22, 2010

Scrust

The effect of masturbation and/or not showering over long periods of time resulting in lint build up on the testicles.
Combonation of scrotum and dust.

One day I experienced itching near my balls and I noticed Scrust on my genitals

by Awesomeblackman July 4, 2010

Scrumtrulescent

adj: so great that any other word employed would be woefully insufficient, and would serve only to limit the sheer magnitude of the greatness intended as a descriptor.

-made famous by Will Ferrell impersonating James Lipton on SNL's skit "Inside the Actor's Studio."

-don't be fooled by other misspellings.

Your performance was simply scrumtrulescent.

by Jickety May 20, 2005

scrumtrulescence

n.: The quality of being scrumtrulescent. The state of possessing such greatness of degree that all attempts at description fall miserably short.

I was left breathless by the sheer scrumtrulescence of her performance.

by Jickety June 11, 2006

scrumtulescent

More than delightful; More than brilliant; A made-up adjective used when no word can describe the perfection of something.

You are a blinding, brilliant light from Heaven. I am born anew in your genius. I was never the same again, nor indeed was the world, nor history, nor anything that the human eye has ever captured. If you've never seen "A Troll in Central Park" you must. It is like looking into the face of God & seeing him smiling back saying, "You are my most wonderous creation." That show was delightful, no no, it was brilliant, no no, there is no word that can describe it's perfection, so I'm going to make one up, in fact I'm going to do so right now: scrumtulescent.

-Will Ferrell as James Lipton on "Saturday Night Live"

by Tonberry2k July 24, 2008

scrutching

Using a crutch to scratch your legs since you are physically impaired at the moment to do the same with your hands.

To ward away the mosquito attack around his wounded leg, he was intensely scrutching himself.

by A.I.R January 16, 2010

Scrush

A "secret-crush." Users of the mobile dating app "Scrush" often use this term to refer to the action of "swiping right" on someone's profile within the app to secretly express interest.

-"Hey, are you going to that dance party tomorrow night?"
- "Definitely, I got a scrush! I anonymously matched with this girl through the app, and now we're messaging about meeting up at the party."

by scrush April 23, 2014