Springfield Missouri 

1 The place with the weirdest weather in the world

OR

2 The place with the worst weathermen in the world

1

Guy 1: "dude i didn't know you could have tornado producing snowstorm"
Guy 2: "welcome to Springfield Missouri, but don't worry, if you don't like the weather wait 15 minutes, it'll change"

2
Weatherman: "We are predicting approximately 10-15 inches of snow"
Springfield resident the next morning: "i've seen coats of dandruff thicker than this"

Springfield Missouri by Vegeta9001 February 10, 2010

Springfield Missouri 

A tiny city that is simply the worst.

Locals will complain that the traffic is really bad here, but it’s actually the drivers that are bad. I have seen more wrecks and shitty driving in Springfield than in actual cities like St. Louis.

It’s not just the driving that’s bad, the people suck too. If you are here for more than a day at least one of these things will happen to you :
1. You will be told you are going to hell by Christian fundamentalists

2. You will be mugged

3. You will be catcalled by a drunk/high frat boy

Overall 2/10 those points are only because when I wasn’t loosing my mind or fearing for my life I was very entertained by the insanity of Springfield Missouri.

Friend 1: “How was your trip to Springfield Missouri this weekend?”
Friend 2 “Good! I only got rear ended once and the guy who mugged me didn’t shoot me after I gave him my money.”

Springfield Missouri by BitchyBee September 29, 2020

Springfield Missouri 

1. A bad place where insecure, ignorant people live.

2. Synonym for backward.
3. Clanish and fearful or anyone they don't know.
4. Rejecting of newcomers; inhospitable place.

If you come to Springfield Missouri you will be rejected unless you have enough money to impress the right people. Regardless, you will be the subject of their gossip; there is nothing else to do in Springfield Missouri.

Springfield Missouri by Marrooned in Springfield November 22, 2011

springfield missouri 

Springfield, Missouri is a fairly large and rapidly growing city located in the southwest region of Missouri. Springfield currently has lots of open real estate and is a great place to consider moving if you have a family. Springfield is now the proud team affiliate of the St.Louis Cardinals and recently built the all new John Q.Hammons stadium which now serves as home to the Springfield Cardinals. We will also be adding a Macy's to our mall later this year along with many other stores such as Banana Republic. Probably the largest thing to happen to Springfield is the name change of our college from Southwest Missouri State University to Missouri State University. It is now Missouri's second state college. Springfield's skyline looks nice at sunset and it's tallest building is John Q. Hammons tower. Springfield's attractions include Bass Pro shops outdoor world,wonders of wildlife,Dickerson Park zoo, Fantstic Caverns,Missouri sports hall of fame,Wilson's creek National Battlefield which includes the sweeny museum of civil war history and more. Over the years it has developed a nice downtown and many cool shops and cafes. There are many bars and nightclubs for adult entertainment and kid friendly places too. It is not at all "redneck" and the greater Springfield area has over 250,000 people which makes it a semi-large city and a great place to retire. It is spacious as well as homey.

Brad Pitt is from Springfield Missouri.

springfield missouri by Natalie L. July 30, 2008

Springfield, Missouri 

A so-called "city" in Missouri--Springfield is more like a big small town. Many of it's residents suffer from small-town syndrome and many of the small business owners here think they are hot fucking tits and that their shit doesn't stink... all the while gentrifying the north part of the commercial district (actually just one street), ironically, most of these stores can't afford to stay open from 9 to 5. Residents of Springfield also enjoy not shutting the fuck up about cashew chicken or how bad the traffic is, even though the "city" literally takes 15 minutes to drive from one end to the other. For it's size, there are a surprising number of homeless people in Springfield contrasted by a church on literally every fucking corner where bible thumpers judge you and a ridiculous number of banks on every other corner. Downtown is full of frat douchebags going clubbing or diet liberals and wannabe hipsters who want you to know how woke they are and go to the same handful of bars... no need to worry though, some white dude with a beard and tattoos will probably open another brewery soon!

Person 1: "Springfield, Missouri is a really diverse place."

Person 2: "Isn't the demographic of Greene County over 90% white?"

Springfield, Missouri by Story Time for Morons August 10, 2019

Springfield, Missouri 

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.

Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?

Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?

Springfield, Missouri by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020

Springfield, Missouri 

Where friendships go to die.

"Are you guys going to keep in touch?"
"No man they're moving to Springfield, Missouri"
"Oh"

Springfield, Missouri by Curiouser Georgia September 3, 2013