Skip to main content

Springbreak 

A portmanteau word combining the phrase "Spring Break" into one all encompassing word for the event. The event of Springbreak is usually celebrated during Easter break, around late March early April. It is most commonly celebrated by college students and inexperienced high school students, where groups of people get together (usually in places like Cabo, Southern California, Miami, etc.) drink, party, dance, rage, and collect a variety of unwanted STDs. Some consider "Springbreak" to be a right of passage.
"WOOOOOO!!! SPRINGBREAK!!!!"

"Get yer Springbreak Fix before it's over!"
Springbreak mug front
Get the Springbreak mug.
See more merch

Spring Break Titties 

A pair of optimal breasts that defy gravity. Spring break titties (SPT) and normal breasts differ due to the fact that, despite their large size, spring break titties are perky, bouncy, and have the ideal ratio of areola to breast tissue. All SPT are breasts, but not all breasts are SPT. Made popular by the Youtuber BlastphamousHD.

springbreaker

Usually, but not always a horny European, Canadian or East Coast American high school, college or university student, who travels alone or with friends - but always without parents - by car, bus, plane, train or thumb to either Daytona Beach or Panama City Beach Florida. This is done in search of any combination of sun, sex, sand and alcohol, always during spring break aka reading week, which falls between the last two weeks of February (after the Daytona 500 / President's Day) and lasts until Easter, which also including the period known as BCR - "Black College Reunion".
My buddy is such a springbreaker. Last year, he got so completely hammered on Southern Comfort during spring break, that he woke up totally naked in a hotel linen closet with his girlfriend's best friend sucking on his dick! His best friend woke up to find that his roomies had shaved ALL the hair off of his body. That was some messed up spring break!
springbreaker by Springbreaker August 4, 2006

Spring Break- Lagged 

Similar to the affects of jet-lag, after 7-10 days of drinking until 4 am and sleeping until 3 pm, the intoxicated college student suffers from spring break-lag for 2-5 days.

Symptoms include:

Missing 8 am's by 3 hours

Eating at 3 am

Having an urge to consume alcohol during the day

Feeling as though 1 am is 9pm

and Experiencing vague memories from the previous week. These memories range from the best moment to those you wish happened after a few more drinks.

Spring break- lag is an annual hangover experience by thousands of college students.
(Tuesday after Spring Break at 2:56 am)

Mike: Yo Steve you want some Texas toast and pizza?

Steve: Bro it's 2:56 in the morning and I have class at 8. If you wake me up again I will literally tie you to your bed in your sleep and gag you with my gym sock...yes just like Wedding Crashers minus the gay part.

Mike: Slow your roll, I forgot you stayed home for spring break and aren't Spring Break-Lagged. I'll just get McDonalds with Matt after a Nazi Zombie kills him. Want anything?

Steve: No asshole, if you wake me up when you get back I'm going to shave your eyebrows off.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Tryna drink and watch March Madness?

Guy 2: Yea, fcuk it I have class tonight but I'm so Spring Break- Lagged I'd take a beer over a water right now.

Spring Break '98 

An exclamation of exuberance. Something to say when overcome by the joy of the moment, an urge to celebrate with the freedom of youthful independence and total lack of responsibility. It is at once a complete sentence and state of mind.

spring break 

A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.
Ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.
spring break by derkaderk March 11, 2005

Spring Break Photo Season 

A short period of time ranging from mid March to early April in which Facebook and Myspace stalking of High School and College-Aged females greatly increases due to the posting of high volumes of photo albums containing bikini and bathing suit pictures.
I can't wait for Spring Break Photo Season so I can find a hot new underaged teen-bikini pic to put on my desktop!