Spread the Butter

Using your still hard cock to spread your jiz all over a girls ass after pulling out and shooting a load on said ass.

My favorite thing about doggy style is pulling my cock out and shooting my load on a girls ass so I can spread the butter.

Spread the Butter by Balls Gray September 15, 2010

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Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

Spread the Butter by Nob April 28, 2004

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"spread the butter"

like when people are making a show with little material

they just "spread the butter" to make it seem like a full idea

when anything bigger has a smaller source

he really "spread the butter" about his athletic skills

can also work in reference to fibbing

That definition seems like she "spread the butter" on it.

Spread The Butter by Aissakur March 21, 2023

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The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

The Peanut Butter has been spread by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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