A group of Kings that understand that the spoon is the best utensil. They dont mess with forks or knives. As the saying goes “if you aint a spoon you aint a goon”. The Spoons were created 5/3/17 and the SpoonKing is none other that the homie Justin. If anyone claims different they just a clout leech.
Bryan: “Hey, whos all going to the party next Saturday”?
Justin: “Oh you know, the whole SpoonGang homie”.
When two people lie on their sides and the outside individual has their body against the other's back and an arm over them. It's recommended that if you're on the outside, you fold the arm of the side you're laying on up so you can lay your head on it instead of having it pinned beneath your partner. A leg over their hip is welcome and comfortable.
Yo me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and he fell asleep so fast. He said my boobs were warm on his back and i was like no shit they're practically organic heaters
When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).
I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.
To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult
Mr Spoon being GrungeLegends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."